Hedge Funds Here, Get Your Hedge Funds Here

On September 23, 2013, hedge fund managers, like me, were finally able to advertise.  Hallelujah—I think.  Granted, some of you will regard this development as akin to legalizing door-to-door botulism sales.  I understand.  Hedge fund managers are widely loathed for their enormous fees, their even bigger egos, their obscene wealth and, of late, their terrible performance.  Many in the media have suggested that investors shun them.

Hedge fund beating S&P 500 expectation

But then there is little old me, with my $8.4 million hedge fund, a modest income and a record of beating the S&P...